Date: Fri, 16 Apr 1999 15:31:58 -0400
Reply-To: Anne Marie Smith <rainbowsoftware@PRODIGY.NET>
Sender: "SAS(r) Discussion" <SAS-L@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU>
From: Anne Marie Smith <rainbowsoftware@PRODIGY.NET>
Organization: Rainbow Communications and Software Inc.
Subject: HIGH TECH FOR SAS-L FOLK - humor
BILL GATES: Trying to get Mr. Gates to pay for all your software
CACHE: What you'd better have plenty of to pay for your equipment
CURSOR: You screaming at your computer when it locks up
DESKTOP: Where you place your head at work to catch some ZZZZs
FLOPPIES: Why you may need a better athletic supporter
HARD DRIVE: When you encounter construction and congestion on the road
HYPER LINKS: Lots of activity on the golf course
I.B.M.: I've Been Moved again
JAVA: Much needed beverage to keep you awake
MEGAHERTZ: Your head after a typical workday
MODEM: What you do to lawns to keep them looking good
PRODIGY: What you pray your kids will be to help you with your
RAM: What you'd like to do to your monitor after tech support keeps
you on the line for hours
SAS: The tone of your reply to the program manager who requires
software certification :-)
SOFTWARE: Your butt after all the time you spend sitting in front of a
UNIX: Men who have had their floppies removed
USENET: How to land that 5 pound fish you've got on the line
VIRUS: What you pretend to have when you call in sick so you can play
GOODNIGHT: And have a pleasant weekend!
Anne Marie at Rainbow Communications and Software Inc.
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