Date:         Fri, 16 Apr 1999 15:31:58 -0400
Reply-To:     Anne Marie Smith <rainbowsoftware@PRODIGY.NET>
Sender:       "SAS(r) Discussion" <SAS-L@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU>
From:         Anne Marie Smith <rainbowsoftware@PRODIGY.NET>
Organization: Rainbow Communications and Software Inc.
Subject:      HIGH TECH FOR SAS-L FOLK - humor
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BILL GATES:  Trying to get Mr. Gates to pay for all your software
CACHE:   What you'd better have plenty of to pay for your equipment
upgrades
CURSOR:  You screaming at your computer when it locks up
DESKTOP:   Where you place your head at work to catch some ZZZZs
FLOPPIES:   Why you may need a better athletic supporter
HARD DRIVE:  When you encounter construction and congestion on the road
to work
HYPER LINKS:   Lots of activity on the golf course
I.B.M.:   I've Been Moved again
JAVA:    Much needed beverage to keep you awake
MEGAHERTZ:   Your head after a typical workday
MODEM:   What you do to lawns to keep them looking good
PRODIGY:   What you pray your kids will be to help you with your
computer
RAM:   What you'd like to do to your monitor after tech support keeps
you on the line for hours
SAS:   The tone of your reply to the program manager who requires
software certification :-)
SOFTWARE:   Your butt after all the time you spend sitting in front of a
 
computer
UNIX:   Men who have had their floppies removed
USENET:   How to land that 5 pound fish you've got on the line
VIRUS:  What you pretend to have when you call in sick so you can play
hooky  :-)
GOODNIGHT:  And have a pleasant weekend!
 
Anne Marie at  Rainbow Communications and Software Inc.
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ned!
 
 
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