Date:         Thu, 19 Apr 2012 08:41:17 -0400
Reply-To:     Arthur Tabachneck <art297@ROGERS.COM>
Sender:       "SAS(r) Discussion" <SAS-L@LISTSERV.UGA.EDU>
From:         Arthur Tabachneck <art297@ROGERS.COM>
Subject:      Re: Friday Humour.
Comments: To: "Kirby, Ted" <ted.kirby@LEWIN.COM>
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I heard that the 9.4 version, proc screwit, combines all three needs (and
some others) by just adding a type option.

On Thu, 19 Apr 2012 03:37:12 -0400, Kirby, Ted <ted.kirby@LEWIN.COM> wrote:

>Aren't you confusing PROC CORKSCREW with PROC THUMBSCREW?
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: SAS(r) Discussion [mailto:SAS-L@LISTSERV.UGA.EDU] On Behalf Of Tom
Abernathy
>Sent: Tuesday, April 17, 2012 10:09 AM
>To: SAS-L@LISTSERV.UGA.EDU
>Subject: Re: Friday Humour.
>
>PROC CORKSCREW comes with the Invoice for your SAS license renewal.
>
>On Tue, 17 Apr 2012 08:37:22 -0400, Arthur Tabachneck <art297@ROGERS.COM>
>wrote:
>
>>Rick,
>>
>>Many of us are waiting for proc corkscrew.  Is that included already
>>for some future release?
>>
>>Annonymous
>>On Tue, 17 Apr 2012 06:36:27 -0400, Rick Wicklin <Rick.Wicklin@SAS.COM>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>>-----Original Message-----
>>>>From: SAS(r) Discussion [mailto:SAS-L@LISTSERV.UGA.EDU] On Behalf Of
>>>>S
>>>øren
>>>>Lassen
>>>>Sent: Tuesday, April 17, 2012 5:28 AM
>>>>To: SAS-L@LISTSERV.UGA.EDU
>>>>Subject: Re: Friday Humour.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>As I stated long ago in this forum, it just takes one SAS programmer
>>>>to change a light bulb. The solution is very simple, really:
>>>>
>>>>Proc unscrew out=old_bulb;
>>>>run;
>>>>
>>>>Proc screw in=new_bulb;
>>>>run;
>>>>
>>>>But of course you have to have a license for SAS/LIGHT.
>>>
>>>Soren,
>>>You might like to know that the next release of SAS High Performance
>>>Analytics includes PROC HPSCREW and HPUNSCREW. On a grid of machines
>>>with multiple cores, you can change  BILLIONS of lightbulbs in seconds!
>>>(Lightbulbs not included in licensing fees.)
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