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Date:         Wed, 2 Jul 2008 20:04:03 +0530
Reply-To:     ajay ohri <ohri2007@GMAIL.COM>
Sender:       "SAS(r) Discussion" <SAS-L@LISTSERV.UGA.EDU>
From:         ajay ohri <ohri2007@GMAIL.COM>
Subject:      Re: Friday Humor was Re: Re: Update info in data set based on
              other data set
Comments: To: Mary <mlhoward@avalon.net>
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As a dad of a child under 5, I agree with this. They should have included tigers too (I am from India)

Regards, Ajay

My Humour Blog www.iwannacrib.com

On Wed, Jul 2, 2008 at 7:59 PM, Mary <mlhoward@avalon.net> wrote:

> Nice humor. Actually, I've been saving this for a Friday, but Friday's a > holiday in the U.S., so here it is now: > > Amendment to the Pelican ("The World's Toughest Watertight Equipment > Cases") Unconditional Lifetime Guarantee: > > ** The above guarantee does not cover sharkbite, bear attack, or children > under 5.** > > > -Mary (wondering why they consider children under 5 as capable of > destruction as sharks and bears) > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Ian Whitlock > To: SAS-L@LISTSERV.UGA.EDU > Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 7:55 PM > Subject: Re: Update info in data set based on other data set > > > Summary: Efficiency and remarks > #iw-value=1 > > . (One of our > family's favorites is - "You should not be afraid of brown bears > becasue they rarely eat people. But here's the thing, sometimes they > do." Humor by Bill Bryson.) >


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