Date: Fri, 2 Dec 2005 16:25:30 -0500
Reply-To: Michael Raithel <michaelraithel@WESTAT.COM>
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From: Michael Raithel <michaelraithel@WESTAT.COM>
Subject: SUGI 31 Registration is Now Open
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Hey, what gives?!?!?
When I signed up for SUGI 31, yesterday afternoon, I was amazed to find
out that I was only the 19th person to do so. Given that there are 17
sections, I calculate that I might have only .94444 persons attending my
boffo Systems Architecture presentation. (17 sections / 18 attendees =
.944444; don't forget that the 19th person, myself, will be the
So, where the heck are the other 3,481 attendees?!?!?!?!
You can reserve your own slot at SUGI 31 by accessing the following URL:
C'mon, and register; I could use the company; especially at the kickback
I hope that this suggestion proves helpful now, and in the future!
Of course, all of these opinions and insights are my own, and do not
reflect those of my organization or my associates. All SAS code and/or
methodologies specified in this posting are for illustrative purposes
only and no warranty is stated or implied as to their accuracy or
applicability. People deciding to use information in this posting do so
at their own risk.
Michael A. Raithel
"The man who wrote the book on performance"
Author: Tuning SAS Applications in the MVS Environment
Author: Tuning SAS Applications in the OS/390 and z/OS Environments,
Currently Writing: The Complete Guide to SAS Indexes (due February 28,
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it. - Russel