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Date:   Fri, 17 Dec 2004 16:05:15 -0500
Reply-To:   "Richard A. DeVenezia" <radevenz@IX.NETCOM.COM>
Sender:   "SAS(r) Discussion" <SAS-L@LISTSERV.UGA.EDU>
From:   "Richard A. DeVenezia" <radevenz@IX.NETCOM.COM>
Subject:   Re: Christmas calculations

Phil Rack wrote: > Paul, > > Santa's secret to success is obvious. He has perfected the use of > wormholes to travel through space and time. A new breed of analysts > are now trying to determine if he using a flux capacitor on his > sleigh. >

No, no. He outsourced Christmas operations. A network of JIT suppliers and a franchised distribution chain is the mark of Santa Inc LLC. The reindeer were retired after that stealth satellite launch. There was also an attempted hostile takeover by an unnamed government who had a righteous interest in the bad list.

-- Richard


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