Date: Tue, 24 Jun 2003 19:03:04 +0100
Reply-To: Real SAS User <sasuser@GUILDENSTERN.DYNDNS.ORG>
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From: Real SAS User <sasuser@GUILDENSTERN.DYNDNS.ORG>
Subject: Re: FULLSTIMER ??
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on Tue, Jun 24, 2003 at 01:06:23PM -0400, Droogendyk, Harry (Harry.Droogendyk@CIBC.COM) wrote:
> I suppose the concept of the impossibility and inconvenience of using 3rd
> party email is not an issue. I've worked at two companies now that prevent
> ANY access to 3rd party email. Even if it were possible, it's a PITA
> dealing with the interface.
Such brain-damage should at least have itself called to account.
> Loosen up. If you don't like the rider, delete the email, no sweat.
This is what typically happens. My bad for responding at some length
before realizing the qualifications attached to the email.
Borrowing from the legend, much as watery tarts distributing swords is
no basis for a system of government, arbitrary verbage spewed
unsolicited to unrelated third parties is no basis for consideration in
contract. Moreover, in the current legal environment, it would appear
that such claims could return in the form of suits against list
management and/or recipients. I've seen no fewer than three such
threats myself, to three different lists, within the past 24 months.
> While I've certainly appreciated your informed SAS postings over the
> last few months,
> none of your comments in this thread have been remotely helpful to
Charming man. I wish I had a daughter so I could forbid her to marry one...
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